Collection: Trump Christmas Gifts

The best Trump Christmas gifts are a Trump tee or sweatshirt for under the tree and an adjustable MAGA cap for the stocking. Order by December 8 for Christmas, and any 3 eligible tees are $69.

Why a Trump Christmas gift belongs under the tree

A Trump Christmas gift works because it does two jobs at once. It celebrates the holiday the way a Trump fan likes to celebrate it, out loud and without apology, and it gives them something to wear long after the wrapping paper is in the recycling. A Christmas card gets read once. A shirt with the president pointing at you from a 1917 recruiting poster gets worn to the hardware store, the ballgame and the next family photo.

There is also the reaction to think about. Half the fun of a Trump gift under the tree is the moment it gets opened in front of everybody. Pick a design the recipient will grin at and the in-laws will remember. If you are buying for someone who likes Trump all year, not just in December, our gifts for Trump supporters page goes deeper on the designs and the moments behind them.

How to choose a Trump Christmas gift

Under the tree or in the stocking

Start with where it is going. The tees and sweatshirts are the under-the-tree gifts, the box they open last. For the stocking, the caps are the only things on this page small enough to fit, and they fold right in. The MAGA Dad Hat at $23.50 and the red Keep America Great cap at $24.50 both adjust, so you do not need a size. One caution from the listing: the Keep America Great cap looks best on a smaller adult head.

Trump on the shirt, or Christmas on the shirt

This page mixes two kinds of design, and the right one depends on the person.

Sizes and budget for the whole list

Buying for one Trump fan is easy. Buying for four is where the 3-tee offer earns its keep: any 3 eligible tees are $69, and the price drops at checkout with no code. That covers a husband, a father-in-law and a grown son for less than a nice dinner out. The tees are Bella+Canvas 3001 in a unisex retail fit; size up one if the person likes a relaxed fit. The Washington Santa and American Flag ugly sweater sweatshirts are $44.95 each and not part of the tee offer. Add a cap to either and the order passes $50, which ships free in the US. If a Christmas sweater party is on the calendar, our MAGA Christmas gifts page has the full ugly sweater lineup.

The stories behind the Christmas and Trump designs

Saying Merry Christmas again

Trump made the line about saying Merry Christmas again a regular part of his speeches starting with the 2016 campaign, and it stuck with his supporters as a small, cheerful act of defiance. The In This House It's Still Merry Christmas tee carries that same idea in retro Christmas card lettering with holly and stars. The joke on the Washington Santa sweatshirt, Merry Christmas since 1776, is a fond exaggeration: Christmas did not become a federal holiday until 1870, when President Ulysses S. Grant signed it into law. Washington himself, as the next story shows, was busy that Christmas.

Christmas night 1776

On the night of December 25, 1776, George Washington led roughly 2,400 men across the ice-choked Delaware River, then marched them through sleet to surprise the Hessian garrison at Trenton the next morning. It was a badly needed win after a season of retreats. This Christmas marks 250 years since that crossing, which makes the We Crossed Anyway tee a fitting gift in America's 250th year. For more designs built around that anniversary, see our patriotic Christmas gifts.

For unto us a child is born

The words come from Isaiah 9:6, the prophecy Christians read as pointing to the birth of Christ: For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given. Handel set them to music in Messiah, first performed in Dublin in 1742, and the chorus is still sung in churches every December. The tee pairs the verse with a cross, the flag, the star of Bethlehem and One Nation Under God, the reason for the season with Old Glory behind it.

Checking the list twice

The naughty and nice list owes its catchiest line to Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town, written in 1934: he is making a list and checking it twice. The Naughty List tee files Congress under naughty with a North Pole rubber stamp. It is one of the few political jokes that tends to get a laugh from both sides of the dinner table, which makes it a safe bet for a mixed family.

All about Patriot Feed Shop

Patriot Feed Shop sells patriotic, conservative and Christian apparel and gifts. These are original designs, not official Trump merchandise, and the shop is not affiliated with Donald Trump, the Trump campaign or the RNC. Every item is printed on demand and shipped from US print partners. Tees are Bella+Canvas 3001 in soft ring-spun cotton, $27.95 in S to XL. The ugly sweater sweatshirts are Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewnecks at $44.95. Through December 8, any 3 eligible tees are $69 with no code, all in the 3 tees for $69 collection. US orders of $50 and up ship free. Order by December 8 for Christmas.

Frequently asked questions

What is a good Trump stocking stuffer?

An adjustable cap. The MAGA Dad Hat at $23.50 and the Keep America Great cap at $24.50 fold into a stocking and need no size, though the Keep America Great cap fits best on a smaller adult head.

Are these official Trump Christmas gifts?

No. They are original Patriot Feed designs, not official merchandise, and the shop is not affiliated with Donald Trump, the Trump campaign or the RNC.

When should I order Trump gifts to get them by Christmas?

Order by December 8. That is also the last day of the 3 tees for $69 offer, and US orders of $50 or more ship free.

Is there a Trump Christmas shirt that won't start a fight at dinner?

The Naughty List Checked Twice, Congress Is On It tee is the safest pick, since a joke about Congress usually lands with everyone at the table. In This House It's Still Merry Christmas is another friendly one.

Do the Christmas sweatshirts count toward the 3 tees for $69 deal?

No. The ugly sweater sweatshirts are Gildan 18000 crewnecks at $44.95 and sit outside the tee offer. Add a cap to one and the order passes $50, which ships free in the US.